Posts tagged Pop Culture
The Value of a Man
Nov 5th
In the course of my regular internet surfing, of which I am a veritable Bodhi, I stumbled across an interesting little bit of business on the great snark site, Television Without Pity. It was clearly in response to the upcoming film, The Box, which is a big screen version of a Twilight Zone episode, where a down-on-their-luck couple is given a mysterious box with a button on it, and told that if they push the button, they will receive a million dollars. However, in doing so, someone they don’t know will die.
See, it’s a morality play, about what’s important; money, or a stranger’s life? Remember that, it’ll be important.
The fun little activity thought up by the TWoP people was a series of similar “pick something good, with the understanding that something bad will happen” scenarios. There were some mild questions about things like whether you would bring Pushing Daisies back by cancelling Glee, or if you’d sacrifice future Star Trek sequels for the latest movie to win Best Picture at the Academy Awards. You know, real nail biters.
Then there was this little nugget, which I think is one of the only legitimate questions on the list, if you really want to make people think about the moral dilemma that The Box is trying to evoke:
Would you push the button to make Heath Ledger alive today in exchange for him not having been in THE DARK KNIGHT?
This question caused vicious outrage from the respondents. I mean, people saying the site should be boycotted, people demanding apologies, people saying that clearly the site had become shit…they were all out for blood. People claiming that this was the most vile question that could have been asked, since clearly the value of a human being was more than a simple movie.
But let’s look at this calmly, and logically, shall we? I mean, that’s what we do here.
We all like to pretend that we are absolutely, spotlessly moral individuals. Society has upheld the fact that caring about others is proof of this. But there are some things to think about with this question, that the knee-jerk ranters seem to be missing.
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If someone from Heath Ledger’s family had stumbled across this, then I could understand the outrage. But despite how entitled the public feels about their celebrities, they are not our friends, and we have no claim on them, or what may or may not be a tasteless and crass hypothetical.
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The plot of The Box, and the underlying conundrum, is “would you trade your own happiness for a stranger’s life?”. And make no mistake, that’s the point that makes it a real tough call; it’s not a friend, or family member, or even that nice lady down at the coffee shop who gets you your danish in the morning. This is a stranger, and you don’t know them. You know, like you don’t know Heath Ledger. And if you thought he was awesome in The Dark Knight, which clearly, most of you did, and seeing as no one really gave much of a shit about him before that, it’s again, your happiness versus his life.
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People like to pretend that human life is immeasurable in value. But that’s neither logical nor practical. Of course, a human life has value. And it has to be worth a lot, if we’re going to be able to feel good about ourselves. But put simply, a government has to make safety decisions for the budget based on something. And you aren’t about to pay an infinite amount of taxes, so clearly there has to be a valuation, and it has to be realistic.
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The EPA values a human life at $6.9 million.
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Standford has put the estimate considerably lower, at $129,000 per person. (Granted, that was last year. Maybe we got a bump.)
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The US Department of Transportation goes with $2.2 million per person.
Based on these standards, and the fact that The Dark Knight made roughly $533 million domestically, economists would argue that his death was a good investment. There are no guarantees that any other movie he made would have brought in that kind of money. Brokeback Mountain, arguably Ledger’s most successful film prior to playing the joker, made less than a fifth of that. So his bankability as a star wasn’t established until The Dark Knight.
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Which makes the question of whether you’d prefer the movie or his life a very easy logical question. It’s simply the manufactured morality that gums up the works. Put it in perspective, people!
My Delicious Friends
May 6th
One of the things that fascinates me is entertainment directed at toddlers. Not children in general, mind you. Actual, non-English-speaking, full-on stumbling, bottle-waving toddlers. I know that the children’s channels on television are more aimed at either true babies, or fully-communicative children, but the fact remains that toddlers watch TV. Not with the critical eye of the discerning 4-year-old, nor the quiet acceptance of the 6-month-old, but they do watch.
I should know. My 15-month-old loves television.
For the record, lest you question my parenting (judgmental bastards!), we leave the TV on the kids’ channel as background noise while playing or eating, so my daughter doesn’t just sit, slack-jawed and drooling, watching the screen. That’s more my game, and I’m fine with that. But, as the so-called “idiot box” is on, she does pay it attention at certain points, and ignores it at other times. And while I spend time with her, I’d be completely blind if I didn’t notice most of what goes on in the land of kids’ shows, or the weird genre it is.
Amazing Race-ist
Apr 23rd
Sadly, I am completely aware of how bad that title is.
So, it will come as absolutely no surprise to anyone who regularly reads my blog, but I enjoy reality television. This is mostly due to the ability to see people act as naturally logical, or, more often than not, illogical, as they would. Television is fascinatingly false in that characters that are supposed to be real still act startlingly rational and logical. I am reminded of this the most often in police procedurals, where a detective simply has to lay out the rational chain of events he believes happened, and the criminal that has been protesting his innocence caves. “I never did it!”, “Yes, but you did. We know it because of your footprint.” “…Okay, you got me. Here's how I did it.”
Moore on Marriage
Mar 28th
So, I finally got around to reading “The Watchman” graphic novel, just a week after seeing The Watchmen movie in theatres. I’m not going to be posting a review, since this is certainly one movie that has certainly been reviewed to death. Suffice it to say, the movie did some things better than the comic, and the comic did some things better than the movie. I don’t think either one could be called better than the other. They both had their own thing to offer. I think the movie did a better job of capturing a comic than almost any other attempt to translate the medium to the big screen. (*ahem* Not better than Iron Man)
What this post is about, though, is something that really stuck in my craw, as I believe the saying goes. And it’s about something from the comic, not the movie. I guess it’s probably important to say something like SPOILERS, if that kind of thing is how it’s done — if you’ve read the comic, you’ll know what I’m talking about. Although I will admit, I’m glad it’s a subplot that didn’t make it into the movie. It’s just so bizarre and illogical.
Movie Time!
Mar 16th
I’m sure there’s an obvious joke about The Rock and a Mountain that I’m missing.
So, today I took my eight-year-old to see The Race to Witch Mountain, and I will say I was pleasantly surprised. I mean, I’ve been seeing horrible reviews for this movie all over the place, despite my abhorrence of reviews — I seem to stumble across them no matter what I do. I mean, my expectations were reasonably medium; this is a Disney family movie about aliens with big bangs and lightweight quips, starring a former wrestler who seems to be making a career of fluffy family movies now.
But it was a pleasant diversion. It was nice to watch “Dwayne Johnson” come up in the credits, considering how long he’s been tied to his wrestling character. I will be upfront — I am a huge fan of the Rock, both as a wrestler, and as an actor. He’s got a massive amount of charisma, and he has shown that it really doesn’t matter the level of the material he’s working with, his delivery of it is why he’s a star. I hate the stigma attached to pro wrestlers, and the natural assumption that they can’t act as well as any other Hollywood A-Lister; professional wrestling is a performance art, that melds acting and stunt work. Yeah, it’s cheesy acting that mostly consists of posturing in the most macho way possible, but the true greats, that inspire kids to become wrestling fans for years, are true entertainers, who make the whole cheese ball thing transcend its lowbrow image. Roddy Piper, Chris Jericho, Randy Savage, and current WWE superstar John Cena have all risen above the material, and I have always thought of Johnson as the top of the heap.
The rest of the movie was pretty much by the numbers. Evil government guy, bunch of henchmen (with Chris Marquette, of Just Friends and the upcoming Fanboys a pleasant surprise), and the obvious jokes about little green men and sci-fi nerds. I liked seeing The Guild’s Vork in a small role. Garry Marshall wasn’t really needed, and Tom Everett Scott was pretty wasted in his role. I was happy to see Cheech, but also didn’t see the need for such a recognizable actor to be in such a tiny role.
But the interplay between the kids and Johnson was the real highlight of the movie. I bought the interaction. I actually saw why they would need him, despite other reviews mentioning how overpowered the kids were, since it was basically a low powered telepath/telekinetic, and what appeared to be the Vision’s density control powers. Nothing that would save them from a nice laser blast, or being captured by the government. I liked the nods to the earlier movie with the RV, but again, other than the Rock and the kids, this wasn’t a fantastic movie.
However, I will mention that my favourite part of the movie was a great nod to a previous Disney movie, and I love that the reference was there; a TV report of the initial spaceship crash featured a reporter played by Meredith Salinger, who I will admit I had a huge crush on as a teenager, enough to go back and watch all her movies, including her Disney outing, which was the clever shout out here — when she signed off as “Reporter Natalie Gann”. Nice, Disney. Like it.
I would recommend this movie to fans of Dwayne Johnson, or anyone with kids between 8 and 12. My daughter loved it, but she was clinging to my arm in quite a few action-packed scenes. Nothing objectionable in the movie, which is a nice change for the movies she likes.



